The BULLSH*T KING!!!!!
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The BULLSH*T KING!!!!!
Hey everyone,
I just wanted to share a tale told to me by a Ford salesman when I went in to get a few parts.
I took the L and parked it , as I was walking across the lot a salesman asked about the truck. I told him as little as possible and tried to move on. Thats when the BS started.
He told me he owns a lightning and races all the time. I asked where and he could only say in Maryland. I asked what track and he couldn"t remember the name!! He asked me what mine is running and I told him mid 12"s hopefully as I have not run it with the last few mods yet. He says " I run low 10's and still have some motor to go." I said what are your 60' times and he said,
" I don't run those I only run the 1/4 mile." What an IDIOT!
I will go back some day and tape this CLOWN for all of us to enjoy.
What should we call it?
Oh yeah, as I was leaving he asked why my truck was making a whine noise! I said " Thats the blower" He said " Where did you buy it? I said " Check the parts counter!!!"
Needless to say I did a nice rolling smoker when I left!!
I just wanted to share a tale told to me by a Ford salesman when I went in to get a few parts.
I took the L and parked it , as I was walking across the lot a salesman asked about the truck. I told him as little as possible and tried to move on. Thats when the BS started.
He told me he owns a lightning and races all the time. I asked where and he could only say in Maryland. I asked what track and he couldn"t remember the name!! He asked me what mine is running and I told him mid 12"s hopefully as I have not run it with the last few mods yet. He says " I run low 10's and still have some motor to go." I said what are your 60' times and he said,
" I don't run those I only run the 1/4 mile." What an IDIOT!
I will go back some day and tape this CLOWN for all of us to enjoy.
What should we call it?
Oh yeah, as I was leaving he asked why my truck was making a whine noise! I said " Thats the blower" He said " Where did you buy it? I said " Check the parts counter!!!"
Needless to say I did a nice rolling smoker when I left!!
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I took my truck in for warrety work to a Ford dealer in DEARBORN (of all places) and the person filling out the paper asked what kind of car it was, I said a Lightning. She says (arrogantly and rudely) what kind of car is that? Who makes it???
Dumbass.
This is a place that sells a ton of SVT's, but they are a crappy dealer.
Dumbass.
This is a place that sells a ton of SVT's, but they are a crappy dealer.
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thats nothing
A friend bought a brand new Expedition eddie bouer with the load leveling air suspension. Well after 2 months it stopped working. He took it back to the dealer and the service writer came out and told him point blank:
Oh it's supposed to do that for this expedition was made for women.
I Chit you not that was said.
What dumba$$es
A friend bought a brand new Expedition eddie bouer with the load leveling air suspension. Well after 2 months it stopped working. He took it back to the dealer and the service writer came out and told him point blank:
Oh it's supposed to do that for this expedition was made for women.
I Chit you not that was said.
What dumba$$es
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Listen to this:
My uncle and I went looking for a new truck for him. We ended up at a dodge dealer and went looking at the viper before we went to go look at the trucks. The sales man comes up to my uncle and says this is a fast car. He said I bet, how many cylinders does it have(both of us knowing but wanted to see what the guy said). The guy looks at my uncle for a second then starts looking at the car. Finally he says: I think its a V8 with 10 cylinders, let me go check...
My uncle and I went looking for a new truck for him. We ended up at a dodge dealer and went looking at the viper before we went to go look at the trucks. The sales man comes up to my uncle and says this is a fast car. He said I bet, how many cylinders does it have(both of us knowing but wanted to see what the guy said). The guy looks at my uncle for a second then starts looking at the car. Finally he says: I think its a V8 with 10 cylinders, let me go check...