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Old 08-28-2002, 03:08 AM
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A toast for the Sheriff, please

For those of you who have been here, this happened on what the locals call the "goat path" (the road to Maineville from Kings Island)

After many years of neglect, they finally re-paved the goat path. It's always been a tradition of mine to mark my territory on any newly paved road, and seeing as I just got the chip installed, I thought I'd paint a few stripes on that beautiful virgin asphalt.

So I wait until the traffic clears, and light it up to beat the band, a rolling cloud of white smoke, it was gorgeous!!!

Just as I'm pulling away, I look in the rear view, and out of the smoke pulls a Warren County Sherriff. Just like in the movies, it was surreal.

Without even waiting for the lights, I pull over, get out my license etc... but I can't help it I'm laughing my *** off when he gets to the window.

God bless him, he just looks at me a minute, says "nice truck....but don't ever let me catch you doing that again" and walks back to the Crown Vic, gives me a wave and lets me go.

I've been laughing out loud all night.

G
 
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Old 08-28-2002, 03:53 AM
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Wink You got away with one

 
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Old 08-28-2002, 08:17 AM
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Sweet gotta love it .
 
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Old 08-28-2002, 08:17 AM
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HOORAH, Mr. Sheriff!
 
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So, did you spray him with loose gravel when he let you go?
 
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Old 08-28-2002, 08:52 AM
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Personally, I've always wanted to get into a 'Dukes of Hazzard'-style chase.....
 
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Old 08-28-2002, 10:05 AM
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Hoist a frosty to the sheriff.
 
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Old 08-28-2002, 10:22 AM
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haha

you must have looked like Beavis and Butthead when they were not trying to laugh during sex ed...........hahaha
 
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Old 08-28-2002, 11:11 AM
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As much as I dislike cops ...that was pretty decent of him.
 
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Old 08-28-2002, 01:45 PM
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Personally, I've always wanted to get into a 'Dukes of Hazzard'-style chase.....
Jest come to Hazard ! LOL ...

The Black Gold Festival there is coming up soon ... Quite
the PARTAY !!
 
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Old 08-28-2002, 02:33 PM
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I'll show up if Daisy Duke is gonna be there, if she's still 23 and wears those shorts that is!
 
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i had sumthin like that happen to me whne i was driving my cobra..
 
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In these parts, the only warning we get is a bullet hole in the tailgate.
 
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Why couldn't I have a nice cop? I had to get one of them cawksuhk0rz!

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Old 08-28-2002, 06:44 PM
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nice cop? south florida? are you kidding?
 



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