Am I always gonna be a JR member ??
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Well I hear there is major benefits from being a senior member.
Here are the top ten reasons you would want to become a senior member from the home office in Sioux Falls, Iowa:
10) AARP Discounts
9) 15% off at the Buffet lines
8) Front row seats at the local bingo parlors
7) Best parking at the bingo parlors ie: Handicapp stickers
6) Eating dinner at 4pm to catch the early bird special
5) Driving slow in the fast lane..no blinkers when changing lane
4) Being able to draw social security
3) No more brushing teeth..Just put dentures by the bedside
2) Talking to strangers for 2 hours about absolutely nothing
and the #1 benefit to being a senior member is......
GET TO WEAR DEPENDS!!!!
I HOPE YOU ALL FIND THIS FUNNY..THAT IS ALL IT IS MEANT TO BE..I ACTUALLY CANT WAIT FOR THE 15% OFF AT THE BUFFET LINES..
MATT
Here are the top ten reasons you would want to become a senior member from the home office in Sioux Falls, Iowa:
10) AARP Discounts
9) 15% off at the Buffet lines
8) Front row seats at the local bingo parlors
7) Best parking at the bingo parlors ie: Handicapp stickers
6) Eating dinner at 4pm to catch the early bird special
5) Driving slow in the fast lane..no blinkers when changing lane
4) Being able to draw social security
3) No more brushing teeth..Just put dentures by the bedside
2) Talking to strangers for 2 hours about absolutely nothing
and the #1 benefit to being a senior member is......
GET TO WEAR DEPENDS!!!!
I HOPE YOU ALL FIND THIS FUNNY..THAT IS ALL IT IS MEANT TO BE..I ACTUALLY CANT WAIT FOR THE 15% OFF AT THE BUFFET LINES..
MATT