Hey guys... Flea here

Let's try this one again, and this time a few rules:
No bashing any other stories saying that claims are false.
No bashing any ohter stories saying that claims are worthless.
No bashing fellow members threatening to cause bodily harm.
No letting this thread close down because of hostilities.
No name-calling or anything saying people are stupid for doing the things they do in their trucks.

It's the USA and we can do what we want. If we want to stomp a Honda or two in our big trucks, we can do it. If we want to tell about how bad we whooped up on a chebbie, we can do it. Don't hate us just because we're faster, bigger, and built better.

Be safe guys,
-Flea

 

Hey Flea, I was on my way downtown one night(going to dinner), I had 5 other people in my truck and this little red civic pulled up next to me. I dont know what he had but I know it wasnt stock. Anyways he was looking over at my manly truck and I think he was a little jelous cause all he could see was my big ol 3 inch exhaust in his face, (Ive got a side pipe) He started to rev up his little hampters so I gave him some of my v-8 sounds. The light turned and I left him sitting on the line. Maybe he was amazed at the sound or maybe I filled his car with exhaust fumes but he caught up to me at the next light and we went full tilt off the line. I still smoked his ***!!! My favorite part was his big 4 inch tach that he probably duct taped to the dash.

 

(Moose-Man is gonna nail me for this...)

This is nearly a daily scenario:

Import with fart-can (labeled A), lines up with quasi domestic (with import engine) with fart-can (labeled B) at red light.
A and B wait for green.
Light turns green
A and B take off, sounding like some P.O.'d hornets, spewing noxious smoke from fart can(s).
Gears shifting, engines screamin...
I see them...casually, I approach them from behind, without too much effort (for the most part).
Hit the blues...
8 outa 10 times both cars pull over. Every now and then, I only get one and have to radio the other.

I rarely have to do this with BIG (read...unslammed) domestic trucks...but my point here is that my Domestic Ford caught up with racing "fart-can mobiles".

Are those kills?? (Meh thinks so...heh)

 

Troll rhetoric deleted.

 

Insulting me for the way this site is operated is a sure way to get your post deleted...oh, there is goes...along with your posting rights! B-bye!

 

Sweet ride, there are ricers that will beat our trucks. We may have a bigger engine but a truck weighs more than a ricer. Put one of those 4 bangers in out truck and the ricer will beat it.

 

i had a "kill" last nite...damn squirrel ran right in front of me....oh well with a 4.2 auto supercab that is about the only "kills" i can get....

 

Hey guys... Flea here

lol great job! Let's keep 'em going!

-Flea

PS- Thanks Steve!

 

Hey guys... Flea here

Thought I'd post another one to keep this going.

Down by ETSU (if any of you have been in Johnson City, you know where it is), I was going from downtown (if you can call it that) and I was headed in the direction of the Interstate via a 5-lane. A guy in a mid 90's Z71 EC pulled up beside me. Practically everyone in my town has Flowmasters or glasspacks if they have a truck, so this guy started revving. I just looked over and grinned. We were rolling at about 25-30 and I just shifted that auto lever into 1 and floored it. At about 45 mph, I grabbed 2nd and broke the tires loose. Left a nice little squeal for all around. Grabbed 2nd and took it to 75. Grabbed 3rd. Looked in my rear view; he's nowhere to be seen. After I slowed back to about 35, I look again and he's comming like a bat out of hell. I had to turn, but I know he was pretty pissed that I beat his big chebbie.

Nothing too extraordinary, but in my opinion, just another kill in MY Ford country!

Be safe as always guys...
-Flea

 

The webmaster he givveth... and the webmaster he taketh away......

 

My kills is slightly different than your kills. Mine cam 2 weeks ago at a truck pull. I had been getting thumped regularly by Chevy's and had been consistent 2nd place finishes.

But finally I got to put the hurtin' on a bowtie! I still got second to a pretty hopped up Dodge, but I finally beat the dreaded bowtie! It was a Z71, and I beat him pretty good (10-12 feet).

It sure felt nice!

 

Hey Flea, None for me lately, the wife has been driving the truck.
But I got it back today, All I had to do was by her a new car, 11,000 but oh well I got my F-150 back.

 

I haven't been home in over a month now and it's driving me crazy!!!! I'm gonna spend the night in my truck the night I get home to spend some time with her! I miss her soo much!!! I wanna drive!!!

-A slightly crazed Flea

 

ok i know this isnt what your talking about but i thought it was pretty funny. first off, any animal lovers dont read on. so im driving down the road and i pass a small honda, i think, and i look over at the girl driving-she was hot. so i look back up at the road and 2 birds come flying by below my front bumper. i hit the brakes for a second and then kept going. cool, i didnt feel anything, they must have made it. nope! i look in my rear view mirror and all i see is a huge cloud of feathers. i know its wrong but i couldn't stop laughing. feathers everywhere. thats all i could see was feathers. get to the next light and the honda i passed pulled up next to me and she looked over and started laughing too. got her number. guess thats one way to meet a girl.

 

Nice!!! Bizzare way to meet a girl, but that is hysterical! I had a similiar run-in (no hot chics involved), and it looks like when it's a pigeon vs. chromed steel brush guard, the B guard wins every time

-A still slightly derranged Flea